Revocycle

If, on the 12th day of Christmas, your true love typically forgoes the drummers and instead gives you an unsolicited song and dance about laying off the stuffing sandwiches and eggnog toddies. Perhaps you should preemptively DM Santa your request for a 10-class package or monthly membership at former biology professor and avid cyclist Michael Hosking’s lively new Pearl District cycling studio. A few “Revo Recharge” classes in, and you’ll have spun enough calories into oblivion to totally justify that entire pan of figgy pudding.