Muu-Muu's

Four Really Bad Drinks.... Just left this place in awe of the poor quality of drinks. I ordered an Old Fashion, a drink the bartender assured me he knew how to make, and make well. I got it. It tasted very watery and bland. The two guys with me got a Manhattan and a Mint julep both where watery and tasted very thin. I sent back my drink, only to get a very bland very watery Rum and Coke. I was beside myself with just how bad the drinks where we talked it over and decided not to gamble on the food, and left.

Overall feeling was this place was high on style and low on passion, and it tastes like it. If you want a good drink keep searching.  View Less … View More

There are much better places in this town. it's impossible to find a parking spot in this neighborhood so you better get to know public transit. The staff and patrons are pretentious for no reason. It's Portland, Oregon people, if you were in NY or LA there would be reason for all of the snobbiness but not in the Pacific Northwest. And you can get the same food and better quality drinks at so many other places in this town.

Overall, what a let down.  View Less … View More

Love this place. I have been coming here for years, and have never had a bad experience. Went lats night and saw the menu had been changed up a bit. I decided to try the pasta carbonara, always a favorite of mine. What i got was noodles with some bacon and peas?? peas?? peas?? what is the obsession with peas here?? also, there was no cream anywhere to be seen. dont get me wrong, it tasted OK, but it wasnt carbonara  View Less … View More

Muu Effing Muu. My psychotic date paid the tab before left me there after a verbal lashing, he left a bad tip. Baffled, I was texting my little brother to come get me, the waitress comes up and tells me about said tip.

I apologized and agreed with her that he was clearly a d bag, I offered her any cash that I had and she refused, as i'm leaving she yells "why don't you just leave!"....which was what I was already doing....

So i'm outside on the phone with my brother and she comes out to continue her rant. I again apologize but I reminded her that I was outside, leaving her the alone, and that it wasn't my tab to pay or leave a tip. She comes back outside with a camera and gets up in my face with it saying i'm 86'ed. I'm even more confused at this point.

Dear awful waitress at Muu Muu's:

Maybe he gave you an awful tip because you're an awful waitress with an attitude and face to match.  View Less … View More