(503) 230-0463
537 SE Ash St
Portland,
OR
97214
45.5216
-122.6603
Neighborhoods: Buckman, Southeast Uplift Neighborhood Program
Price:
$
J & M's Cafe
Last updated 4.01.09
What People Are Saying About J & M's Cafe
The Editor
Contributor
Citysearch
In Short – The charm of the farm meets warehouse spaciousness--old wood fridge, Mason jars for glasses and high, wood-beamed ceilings. Brunch is a hit, with an array of fluffy egg or tofu scrambles to choose from. Belgian cornmeal waffles topped with apples and pomegranate are crisp and tender. Sandwiches, salads and breakfasts served during lunch hours are equally bountiful. The Reuben is piled thick with corned beef, sauerkraut, Russian dressing and oozy Emmentaler cheese.
If I could give a rating for half a star, I would.
by pdxfoodcritic at Citysearch
The only reason I'm glad I threw up is because the food was horrible.
I read in the Portland Monthly's best breakfast issue that J&M's was rated for one the top Eggs Benedict in Portland. My fiance and I have been trying to find a place to eat delicious Eggs Benedict after Chef Tucker's closed.
J&M's was terribly disappointing. The eggs were steamed not poached, which makes the rubbery, and the sauce was thin. I try really hard not to waste food but I could only manage to eat half of my meal. Two Eggs Benedict, tea, and a small apple cider cost $26.95. Then at the end, they charge you two dollars to pay your bill if you use your debit card. Wtf.
- Pros: I threw up after
- Cons: I threw up after
Overpriced, and they gouge you for paying with plastic
by JBaker74 at Citysearch
The J&M Cafe is a nice place to have breakfast and they have good coffee. However, it is over priced, and instead of taking credit cards for the benefit of their customers, they gouge you at the end if you forget to bring cash by charging a $2.00 ATM fee (not including your bank's fee). I asked if they would ever think of simply taking cards, and the reply was "it helps us keep our overhead low by not paying the 3% for the credit card transaction, we feel it is working well" Of course it helps you keep your overhead low, but your customers want convenience on top of the overpriced food. At an average of $10 a breakfast, I would think that would be important to you. Stingy. . . . very stingy.
- Pros: Good Coffee
- Cons: Overpriced, and they take cash only or charge you for it
10 Years of Happy Eating
by SoulMover at Citysearch
I've been eating at J&M's for about 10 years now. They always come through. It's my favorite place to meet and talk with friends and have a healthy breakfast. Friendly, open, I just wish they opened earlier.
The Details on J & M's Cafe
Know Before You Go:
During brunch, coffee is self-serve. Grab a cup of joe while you wait for your table.
When to Go:
Arrive early to avoid the crowds. Waits can be upwards of 30 minutes.
Look Good:
Don't risk looking the rube--bathrooms are in a hallway through the back door. Keys hang by the coffee cups--burger for boys, alligator for girls.
The Extras:
J&M offers a tofu substitute for egg dishes.
Category:
Payment Methods:
Check, Cash
Restaurant Special Features:
Local Favorite, Breakfast, Family-Friendly Dining, Brunch, Outdoor Dining, Lunch Spot, Group Dining
General Info:
Open 7 Days
Cuisine:
Smoking Permitted:
No








