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Le Bistro Montage
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If you like Cajun/New Orleans-style food, it is a good place. They wrap your to-go orders in foil shaped like different things. Hush-puppies were yummy
I effing love this place. I've been going here for seven years or so... The wait staff is still the same. The menu is the same. They've added a bar. The drinks are awesome/strong, and everything is made in house. The Spold Mac is my favorite. The oyster shooters are the best I've had anywhere (OYYSSTTTTTEEERRRRSSSS!). 1/2 bottles of wine on Monday/Tuesday (I think). The cook staff look like sexy pirates (and one even asked me out ;), and you'll see flames shooting out from the kitchen. People love to complain about the staff - well, their aloof, I-don't-give-a-$hit about you demeanor only adds to the experience. LOVE this place and so should you. Don't date the cooks, though.…
Food Great! SERVICE SUCKED!!. To the server of our table of 12 last night: You know who you are, you big nosed, bearded arshole. You're a Class A douche. I don't think I've ever seen someone act with such smug dumbassness as you. I even made up the word dumbassness to express a newfound unhappiness I've discovered within the food service industry. You sucked. Period. The food rocks, but bearded guy with the big nose, you sucked. Bad. Hey management: Fire this dude. Yesterday. Beard, big nose, no smile, no personality, impatient.…
Prefect Date Night.
Five stars hands down! I have never had bed service and enjoy waiting for a table. (Meaning it's great for food) So go grab a drink and relax! Worth the few minutes of realxing some may call a wait!
No Cons! Its all Love!…
Rude hipster servers are a part of the charm!!!!. Been here a few times and the food is good, not great. I dig the lounge/bar staff. The wait staff in the restaurant are almost a caricature of the WORST of Portland. They are better than you and do not have a problem letting you know. All orders come with a side of disdain. Once they are all recognized as creative geniuses they are all moving to the Village or Europe where they don't have to deal with your pedestrian capitalism. I have a chef friend who says they gave her food poisoning but I myself have a ironclad immune system so I dunno.…
