Union Jack Pub

01/05/09

RE: Creepy Crawlers in my glass

by jasondemain

I don't know which establishment the reviewer was thinking of, but Union Jack's lacks both windows and waiters.

12/11/08

Creepy Crawlers in my glass

by FreddyHansen

Posted by Fred Hansen CEO of Trimet - Sitting down, ready to eat, when a waiter brings out a tray of about 30 water glasses and sets the tray down on a table next to time.

Sun shining through window and through glasses

Mixed in with the water and copious amounts of chipped ice I can see parts of crawlers floating in the bottoms of several glasses - partial thoraxes, legs, etc.

Decide then to no longer frequent this bar.

Caveat: I'm certain, without the benefit of bright light shining directly through the glass, no one would ever detect the presence of the crawler parts.

Gulp, gulp, ummmmmmm.

• Pros: Beautiful girls
• Cons: Crawlers in my drinks and needs more lighting

05/11/08

Not Your Typical Strip Club

by billygoathex

"Sucide Girls" and boa constrictors combined with a 60's swing club ambiance help make this a fun evening out with the guys or the girls - you're just as likely to see couples at the table as you are horny frat boys. This place restored my faith in the strip club scene a few years back and I've been showing up ever since.

• Pros: Hot Chicks, Good Beer, Boa Constrictors
• Cons: Too Many Urban Hipsters, Slow Service at the Bar