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Union Jack Pub & Restaurant
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It is a decent club.
I have not been back to that one for a while, but they have had some of the hottest Russian ladies fresh off the plane that you could imagine. Got a lap dance with a total lookalike of Sophie
Marceau circa 1999, but with even a better breast if you can consider that possible. I was carrying my rent money in cash, so you can imagine how it broke my heart to not offer it to her for a trip back to my place but well, I had pay the landlord the next day.
Bad side, she was gone when I went back on payday and the place has a cover charge with drinks not all that cheap to make up for it. Even with that, it is a decent neighborhood quality strip club.…
I love Union Jacks... I've worked in this fine establishment for years ( a long time ...) I think it's a beautiful club, in fact it's number 1 on my list of clubs I'd like to work at in Portland. I've worked in over 50 clubs (30 of them in PDX) and this club is hands-up-in-the-air "THE SH*T". The only bad thing "here" from a dancers perspective is the girls could grow up and leaning how to be a team players; the customers don't come here to hear some over paid teenager whine about her life.. Let the patrons whine about theirs! Better yet help them forget all of their problems... and in turn we get to forget about our own! That would be great ... Let's all get drunk (or not)... Super! Turned-On, entertained, put at ease... then get home and finish ourselves off using just our saliva (wink wink) Now that is my idea of a great night at Union Jacks Club (and yes, I'll be thinking of you the whole time.... Mmmnnn hmmmn... ;o…
A must to miss. This place sucks on a lot of levels. Try Safari you'll like the dancers the layout and the bartenders much better!
RE: Creepy Crawlers in my glass. I don't know which establishment the reviewer was thinking of, but Union Jack's lacks both windows and waiters.
Creepy Crawlers in my glass.
Posted by Fred Hansen CEO of Trimet - Sitting down, ready
to eat, when a waiter brings out a tray of about 30 water glasses and sets the tray down on a table next to time.
Sun shining through window and through glasses
Mixed in with the water and copious amounts of chipped ice I can see parts of crawlers floating in the bottoms of several glasses - partial thoraxes, legs, etc.
Decide then to no longer frequent this bar.
Caveat: I'm certain, without the benefit of bright light shining directly through the glass, no one would ever detect the presence of the crawler parts.
Gulp, gulp, ummmmmmm.…
