Milo's City Cafe

Disappointing.... There's nothing bad that can be said about the interior; mainly because the music is so damned loud that you can't tell your breakfast pals anything without yelling at them.

The potatoes served with the benedict were great. The benedict itself, however, was almost inedible because of the bright, mayonnaise-flavored goo that was poured all over it. For a place that is known as THE Benedict joint in Portland, you would think they could at least put some lemon juice in the hollandaise, or make it with butter instead of oil, because that is what it tasted like - whipped oil and eggs.

Oh yeah, and everyone inside, customers and employees, are MEGA-HIPSTERS. But, then again, it IS Portland.

I feel like I was robbed. I won't be giving them another chance.  View Less … View More

Milo's City Cafe. My girlfriend and I went to Milo's yesterday (Saturday morning) and were surprised to see no line to get in. All of the best places in Portland always have a line on Sat. morning. That should have been our first clue.

We both ordered a different eggs benedict. They arrived quickly, but were only lukewarm. The hollandaise sauce was an unnatural florescent yellow and completely tasteless. The meat was dry, chewy and cold. We were both disappointed, and will not be going back. Try the Tin Shed, Gravy, or Bridges for the true PDX breakfast experience.  View Less … View More

spotty. Went there for lunch on Sunday. I had the Smoked Salmon Hash. The home fries tasted like they were made from leftover baked potatoes and they were just luke warm. The salmon was dired out. My husband had a turkey sandwich and the bread was dry. It came with a side of home fries and they were colder and tasted even more stale than the ones on my plate.

The waitress who took our order was flippant and when we mentioned we didn't like the food, she just shrugged and walked away.

The wait staff and the cooks seem to be pretty full of themselves.  View Less … View More