8.99Chili ChihuahuaIt’s a chili dog, dummy! A quarter pound all beef frank, smothered with killer chili, cheese and onions. Served with fries.Options:
10.49New ChimichangaTwo flour tortillas stuffed with beans, chicken, and cheese. Smothered with melted cheddar and jack cheeses, salsa, sour cream and guacamole. Choice of beans. Made fresh daily.Options:
10.99New Halibut Fish TacosTwo corn tortillas, shred cabbage, fresh pico de gallo served w/rice and beans.Options:
10.49Chicken QuesadillaLarge flour tortillas with melted cheese, diced chicken breast, guacamole, olives and onions. Sour cream and salsa on the side.Options:
10.99NachoA platter of crisp tortilla chips, refried beans, olives, jalapeños, salsa, green onions, and melted cheese. Topped with sour cream. And guacamole.Options:
13.99Super NachoServed after 3pm weekdays, after 12pm sat and sun. Add $2.50 charge on to go orders.Options:
Salads & Soups
8.49House SaladCrisp greens, tomato, red onion, bell peppers, cucumbers, olives, shredded cheese and croutons.Options:
10.49Thai-Foon SaladChunks of chicken breast, spinach, endive, snow peas, red bell pepper and bean sprouts, tossed with a house specialty thai ginger dressing.
8.49Caesar SaladRomaine, croutons, tomato, and parmesan cheese, tossed with caesar.Options:
, Smoked salmon (+3.00)
10.49Buffalo SaladRomaine, tomato, cucumber, and shredded monterey jack and tillamook cheddar cheese, tossed with a bleu cheese vinaigrette, and topped with chunks of chicken breast marinated in buffalo wing sauce.
10.49Crispy Chicken SaladBreaded and fried chicken breast, lettuce, tomato, red onion, cucumber and green pepper. Tossed with ranch and finished with shredded cheese.
10.49Tex-Mex SaladTender chunks of chicken breast, lettuce, red and green pepper, black beans, crushed tortilla chips, corn, red onion. Tossed with salsa ranch and finished with shredded cheese.
3.99Side Caesar or Tossed GreenRanch, bleu cheese, italian, 1000 island, honey mustard, fat free honey mustard.
Chili or Swill of the DayOptions:
, Bowl (5.29)
Clam Chowder (Friday Only)Options:
, Bowl (5.99)
9.49Cannon BowlSoup, chili or chowder in a bread bowl. Includes green salad w/choice of dressing
14.95New York12 oz. Topped with sautéed mushrooms, crumbled bleu cheese, served with veggie of the day. Side salad or side caesar.
10.99Guiltless Chicken Platter8 oz. Marinated and grilled lemon herb chicken breast. Served w/veggie of the day and soup or salad.
9.89Patty and SaladOne half pound of fresh ground beef grilled to your liking. Served w/fresh house salad or side caesar salad.Options:
Slice of cheese, Bacon, Mushrooms for a buck
10.99Smoked Pork ChopsSmoked and grilled 6 oz. Pork chops. Served with veggie of the day and soup or salad.
8.49Wanker BurgerSpecial sauce, red onion, lettuce and tomato.Options:
Slice of cheese, Bacon, Mushrooms for a buck
9.39Jimmy Buffett's Cheese Burger...I like mine with lettuce and tomato, heinz 57 and french fried potato...
9.39Maui BurgerTeriyaki pineapple rings, lettuce, tomato, cheddar, and special sauce.
9.89Chili BurgerOpen face half pounder smothered with killer chili and a choice of cheese and/or onion.
9.89Patty MeltOur half pound burger, 1000 island dressing, sautéed onions and swiss cheese on grilled dark rye bread.
10.49Hutt River SpecialA wanker burger with ham, egg, bacon and cheddar.
8.99VegetarianCream cheese, guacamole, swiss and cheddar, lettuce, sprouts, tomato, bell pepper and cukes on whole wheat.
9.49B.L.TBacon, lettuce, tomato and mayo on thick cut wheat toast.
9.99Wanker's Beach ClubTurkey, ham, bacon, cheddar, lettuce, tomato and mayo on double deck wheat toast.
9.49T.A.B.Smoked turkey, avocado (guac. ), Bacon, cream cheese, sprouts, tomato on a french roll.
9.49ReubenGrilled dark rye, 1000 island, swiss cheese, sauerkraut. Your choice of corned beef or turkey
9.49French DipLean roast beef, red onion, swiss cheese on a stadium roll, aujus.
8.99Veggie BurgerGrilled veggie patty, swiss cheese, guacamole, red onion tomato and sprouts.
9.69Grilled Chicken BreastClucker breast, lettuce, tomato and mayo on a bun.
9.69Buffalo ChickenA grilled chicken breast smothered in our buffalo wing sauce, a little mayo and lettuce ‘n tomato.
9.79Chicken Cordon Bleu SammyGrilled chicken breast, ham, swiss cheese and honey mustard with lettuce on a sesame seed bun.
8.99Ham and Swiss DeliThinly sliced ham, swiss cheese, mayo, lettuce and tomato on dark rye.
8.99Turkey DeliSliced breast of turkey, lettuce, tomato and mayo w/choices of cheese and bread. Add bacon for a buck.
8.99Corned BeefLettuce, tomato and deli style mustard on dark rye.
8.991/2 Sammich and Cup of SoupTurkey, ham, corned beef, roast beef or tuna sammich served cold on wheat with lettuce, tomato and mayo.
9.99Buffalo WrapNew york style buffalo chicken, brown rice and bell peppers.
9.99Clubhouse WrapTurkey, ham, bacon, lettuce, tomato and special sauce.
9.99Philly Beef WrapSliced roast beef, brown rice, green and red peppers, lettuce, tomato and special sauce.
9.99Thai Chicken WrapChicken breast marinated in thai dressing with rice, fresh spinach leaves, bell pepper, snow peas, onion and bean sprouts.
9.99Chicken Caesar WrapTender grilled diced chicken breast, romaine, tomato, parmesan and caesar dressing.
9.99Veggie WrapBlack beans, rice, green pepper, onion, tomato, lettuce, bean sprouts and special sauce.
9.99Beef-N-CheddarRoast beef, tillamook cheddar and tomato.
9.99Chicken-Bacon-SwissChicken breast, bacon, swiss and tomato.
9.99Tuna-N-CheddarTuna, tillamook cheddar and tomato.
9.99Turkey/Bacon/Swiss or Ham-N-SwissTurkey, bacon, swiss and tomato or ham, swiss and tomato.
MarketChef's ChoiceAsk your server for today’s selection of steaks, chops, sausage, pasta, or whatever the chef feels like featuringOptions:
14.99Wanker Special (Certified Wanker Beef)A 10 oz. Center cut top sirloin steak, seasoned and seared to your liking, or substitute a 12 oz. New york steak for a buck more.Options:
11.99Country Fried SteakCountry fried steak, smothered in country sausage gravy.Options:
13.99Chicken Tender PlatterBattered, fried, strips of juicy breast meat, with wanker dip.Options:
13.99Grilled ChookGrilled chicken breast, smothered in mushrooms, bacon, melted monterey jack and cheddar cheeses, with honey mustard sauce.Options:
10.99Fish and ChipsIcelandic cod or pacific salmon battered and fried. With tartar sauce and lemon wedges.Options:
, Green, Caesar
16.99Halibut Fish and ChipsBeer battered and deep fried chunks of halibut served w/fries, coleslaw, tartar sauce and lemon wedgesOptions:
7.99Rice BowlBrown rice, green onions and bean sprouts. Served with sweet chili and/or thai-foon dressing.Options:
Black beans (+1.30)
, Chicken (+3.00)
, Green, Caesar
3.99Wanker's Mud PieStill hungry? Try a wedge of coffee ice cream on a chocolate graham cracker crust, swirled w/chocolate syrup and topped w/crushed snickers
1.50Scoop O’Ice CreamAsk your server about our other desserts or smoothies
7.29Ham, Bacon or Sausage
8.39Country Fried Steak with Sausage Gravy
11.29Top Sirloin 10 Oz
6.292X2X22 eggs, 2 pancakes or toast, 2 pieces of bacon or sausage with coffee
7.19Anti-Carb Breaky3 egg omelet; ham, bacon, and/or sausage, smothered w/mix of cheeses.
7.99Ham, Bacon or Sausage
7.99Denver Ham, Onions and Bell Peppers
7.99VeggieTomato, onion, peppers and ‘shrooms.
6.99Coop's Favorite Breaky Sammy3x3x2 - 3 egg and 3 piece bacon omelet, topped with 2 pieces of tillamook cheddar cheese on a toasted french roll, side of homemade spuds.
Biscuits and Sausage GravyOptions:
Full order (5.99)
, Half order (3.99)
7.99Weekend Breaky BurritoA flour tortilla stuffed with melted cheese, ham, egg, bacon peppers, onions, ‘shrooms and tomato, with spuds.
4.99Stack of Cakes (3)
3.79Ham, Bacon, or Sausage
Wanker's Breaky Nacho
5.99Wanker's Breaky NachoFresh fried torilla chips topped with melted cheeses, sausage, bacon, scrambled egg, tomatoes, black beans, green onions, jalapenos and sour cream served with figgie's hot or mild salsa on the side
8.25Ultimate WankeritaThe supreme margarita! Jose cuervo gold, cointreau, sweet n’ sour and a splash of grand marnier, all on the rocks
7.50Sexy AlligatorLayered jagermeister, chambord, midori and sweet ‘n sour served up
7.25The Bloody WankerOur version of the favorite hangover cure. Absolut vodka and our own special recipe
7.50StarburstGin, rum, triple sec, vodka, OJ ‘n pineapple juice and chambord
7.50Raspberry WankerChambord, absolut vodka, sweet ‘n sour and sprite on the rocks
Wanker's Specialty Frozen Drinks
7.99ShipwreckMalibu coconut rum, island oasis piña colada, ice cream and banana
7.99MudslideKahlua, vodka, bailey’s irish cream and island oasis ice cream
7.99Lava FlowMalibu coconut rum, island oasis piña colada and strawberry
7.99Aloha BerryAmeretto, island oasis raspberry and piña colada
7.99Frozen AlligatorMidori melon liqueur, island oasis piña colada and ice cream
2.49Coke, Diet Coke, Sprite, Root Beer, Lemonade, or Iced Tea
Pabst Blue Ribbon
Black Butte Porter
Laurelwood Free Range Red
Terminal Gravity IPA
Wankers Outback Ale
Mikes Hard Berry
Mikes Hard Lemonade
Mikes Hard Lime
Wyders Raspberry Hard Cider
Bacardi Silver Watermelon
Ultimate WankeritaThe supreme margarita! Jose cuervo gold, cointreau, sweet'n'sour and a splash of grand marnier, on the rocks.
Sexy AlligatorLayered jagermeister, chamboard, midori and sweet'n'sour, served up.
The Bloody WankerOur version of the favourite hangover cure. Absolut vodka and our own special recipe.
StarburstGin, rum, triple sec, vodka, OJ'n' pineapple juice and chambord.
Raspberry WankerChambord, absolut vodka, sweet'n'sour and sprite, on the rocks.
ShipwreckMalibu coconut rum, island oasis pina colada, ice cream and banana.
MudslideKalua, vodka, baileys irish cream and island oasis ice cream.
Lava FlowMalibu coconut rum, island oasis pina colada and strawberry.
Aloha BerryAmaretto, island oasis raspberry and pina colada.
Frozen AlligatorMidori melon liqueur, island oasis pina colada and ice cream.