Clackamas County Jail

09/20/07

Great for the kids too!

by danielhieb

I just did had my 18th visit at the budget inn. (the "probation" installment plan is what i ordered) The people there treat everyone equally so you don't have to worry about racism. the holding cells are great because after a day or so of walking in other peoples urine, and/or freezing your tail off they throw you into the general population. thats when things get good. comissary forms are filled out tuesday and you get it friday. almost every week there is atleast some beitch slapping, and every once in a great while you can hear your neighbors going at it. it truly is wonderful. the cons of the whole situation is that almost no matter what crime i tryed to commit, (because i need a house, and food) they keep kicking me out of the jail. i guess it's cram-packed and is already past its breaking point. in the end i would have to say it is the nicest jail in all of clackamas county.

10/11/06

Not just a revolving door

by simplybrianp

Of all the jails in the portland metro area, this sure is one of them. The guards were forceful, and only sometimes crossed the line. If you ask, they can give you double bonus miles on the mileage plan of your choice.

• Pros: Concierge, Cable TV, Dining
• Cons: Jail